a few things I did with my friend this weekend:
- stood watch while she climbed through the window of our other friend’s apartment to get her purse
- stole coasters from each bar we went to
- laid down on the giant speed bump in our apartment’s parking lot
- met our super obnoxious neighbors and told them we can hear them having sex
- laid on our kitchen floor at 3:30 am and laughed about our adventures
- previously mentioned neighbor called the police to say that we were being loud (um, we weren’t.) and had a conversation with the officer that went like this:
officer: have you guys been listening to the radio or loud music?
me: no, we’ve been laying on our kitchen floor for 20 minutes.
officer: actually no you haven’t. I saw you 10 minutes ago laying on the speed bump.
me: oh. right. ok. well. um. so. yeah that was me.
officer: riiiight. you ladies have a nice night.
I’d have to say it was a pretty epic weekend.
