2 people stabbed each other in the legs at my apartment complex last night
just another day in the neighborhood. our casual responses went something like this:
roommate: who even stabs people anymore?
me: I’m just wondering what kind of knife they used? pocket knife? paring knife? did they go to the kitchen and grab it and then stab each other?
roommate: at least it was just their legs.
and people think iowa is a boring place.
